May 1, 2012

Sh*t Gurgaon Peeps Say (that Delhi-ites Will Never Understand)

Why don’t you guys come this side tonight?

Our apartments are much nicer.

Are you going into town?

Let's go to Sweet Obsession.

We have full power back-up. 

Damn potholes are ruining my car!

I could NEVER live in Noida.

Why don't we go to Delhi together? Then we can take just one car.

I'm never voting for Congress again.

Let's just go to Striker.

XYZ also lives in Gurgaon? But I've never seen him around . . .


Why don't they fine non-tag holders in the tag lane?


I love gated communities.


Sohna road is not really Gurgaon.

Millennium city my ass! (Don't tell the Delhi people I said that.)


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Have I missed anything? Let me know in the comments below 
and I'll make sure to add it to the list!

12 comments:

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    1. Haha NO, that will not go in the list!

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    1. You're not from Gurgaon obviously :)

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  3. Not this Sunday. My kids have Golf lessons

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    1. Hahaha I need to meet such people more . . .

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  4. She: Honey, we're getting late for the fancy farmhouse do. You got everything?
    He: Yep, wallet, sun block, my gucci loafers, my unnecessarily branded armani exchange belt, my giant pony polo, car-keys...oh wait, and my 0.45...loaded.

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  5. The "Gurgaon Gang" is meeting up for drinks tonight...

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